cjamestheauthor
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If she’s got a pulse she meets your standards now
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Buying birthday presents is always so hard for me. Writing birthday cards is even harder. Like, congrats. You’re another day old. Fucking brilliant.
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Gonna be dumb? Do us all a favour and do it in someone else’s solarium.
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Hate my book? Buy two copies and review bomb it. That’ll show me.
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Idea to pitch: Twitter, for douchebags. Oh, wait that’s just X.
C James 